Wordless Wednesday

If you know me, you know I'm not very good at wordless.

Can you guess what I've been doing this week while my husband is gone?
Looks like the first stop on Saturday with be Salvation Army

My Husband

Left on a Business Trip last night, he will be gone for a week...and I am thinking this is what my diet is going to consist of while he is gone.

Got to love the staples of Bagel-Fuls (by the way if you haven't tried these they are the BEST) Cheap pizzas that could pass as Cardboard and of course Popsicles...but how can I forget my sanity saver, my one true love....Grey Goose Vodka. HEAVEN.

Small Talk Six

Today's Small Talk Six is SIX things you LOVE that are GREEN
I feel like this one was made just for me, I mean Green is my favorite color and all.

1. Mint Dibs

2. Cloth Diapers (okay I know in reality these aren't the COLOR green, they are however green in the sense they are environmentally friendly, so they work right)

3. Four Leaf Clovers (everyone can use a little luck right)




4. Money

5. Green Bras (in my life before I had a child, gained weight and got ENORMOUS boobs, I use to ALWAYS have a green bra, at least one.....now I just look at them and dream)



6. Green Shoes (They are the PERFECT way to make a Black Shirt and Jeans POP)

I realize I might not have the most conventional Green Loves, but Green is my FAVORITE color so I love pretty much everything that much more if it is green.

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P.S. None of these images are my own, they are all courtesy of Photobucket

Revenge of the Mystic

So a few days ago I decided to give myself a little treat, and go for a Mystic Spray on TAN. I am the only light skinned person in this house, and so I really stick out and look pasty. Not pretty. I needed a few minutes of alone time, and I figured what better way to spend it then getting Tan. So I paid $80, stepped in the both, followed the directions STEP BY STEP, I even wore the stupid sticky slippers and hair net....and this my friends is what I ended up with.



Don't worry, it looks MUCH MUCH worse today. I wonder if they are thinking about remaking Willy Wonka anytime soon, I think I could get the role of an Oompa Loompa.

Clearly next time I should spend my money on a pedicure (since obviously I need one of those as well)